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		<title>Google Makes a Stand!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Mar 2010 02:25:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Join @VickieRigsby and @jtrigsby for the latest installment of the Life In the Internet podcast. On this weeks agenda&#8230; The new Samsung R580 at BestBuy&#8230; my next laptop! ( You might also want to check out the


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Join @VickieRigsby and @jtrigsby for the latest installment of the Life In the Internet podcast. </p>
<p>On this weeks agenda&#8230;</p>
<p>The new <a target="_blank" href="http://www.bestbuy.com/site/Samsung+-+Laptop+with+Intel&#038;%23174;+Core&#038;%23153;+i5+Processor+-+Red/Black/9748386.p?skuId=9748386&#038;id=1218166152252">Samsung R580 at BestBuy</a>&#8230; my next laptop!<br />
( You might also want to check out the <a target="_blank" href="<a target="_blank" href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0030L1BVI?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=adveinamatrad-20&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=9325&#038;creativeASIN=B0030L1BVI">&#8220;>Samsung R530 at Amazon.com</a>, it has a slightly smaller hard drive and a core 2 duo processor&#8230; oh, and its $100 cheaper! )</p>
<p>Google has closed applications for its ultra-high speed fiber&#8230; now lets see who gets it!</p>
<p>Google also put their foot down with China last week and moved their search engine to Hong Kong&#8230; Way to go Google!</p>
<p>Hear Vickie tell us all about how she is in love with Flickr now&#8230;</p>
<p>And the question(s) of the week:<br />
1. Where do you get your news about your local community? Newspaper, local tv news, Twitter?<br />
2. Have you ever used your iPhone, netbook, or laptop to crowd source a place to eat when you&#8217;re on the road?</p>
<p>Drop your answers to the question(s) of the week in the comments below!</p>
<p>Thanks for keeping up with the Life in the Internet podcast! We REALLY appreciate it!</p>
<p>Till next week..</p>
<p><a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/vickierigsby">@VickieRigsby</a> &#038; <a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/jtrigsby">@jtrigsby</a></p>


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		<title>Its a New Experience&#8230; BarCamp Chattanooga!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Jul 2009 03:07:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yep, I&#8217;m trying something completely new in the morning. I&#8217;m draggin my, um&#8230; self out of bed early of a Saturday to make the drive up to Chattanooga for BarCamp Chattanooga. I&#8217;ve never been to a bar camp before so I&#8217;m just a little unsure what to expect, but hey, that&#8217;s half the fun of [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yep, I&#8217;m trying something completely new in the morning. I&#8217;m draggin my, um&#8230; self out of bed early of a Saturday to make the drive up to Chattanooga for <a target="_blank" href="http://barcampchatt.com/">BarCamp Chattanooga</a>. I&#8217;ve never been to a bar camp before so I&#8217;m just a little unsure what to expect, but hey, that&#8217;s half the fun of any good adventure anyway, right?</p>
<p>For those that don&#8217;t know (because I didn&#8217;t) BarCamp is a network of user defined conferences made up of various workshops and participatory meetings and whose content is all user generated. All attendees are encouraged to sign-up to present on a top of their choice. I may just have to watch and learn this time, but it certainly sounds intriguing! Who knows, before the day is over, I may just come up with something to say! (And no snickering from those of you who know me&#8230; and know how ironic that last statement is).</p>
<p>The conference is totally wired, or should I say wi-fi&#8217;ed &#8230; is that a word? &#8230; so you can hopefully expect to get some updates from me via Twitter at least, maybe even a blog post! And with the introduction of the iPhone to the jtrigsby.com arsenal probably a few pics to boot.</p>
<p>Oh, and Sunday we&#8217;re headed to the beach for a few days so &#8230; go ahead, envy me!</p>
<p>Later,</p>
<p>jtrigsby</p>


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		<title>is Sneakers the best movie ever?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Mar 2009 06:45:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not sure about you, but I&#8217;ve thought so for a long time! I had a chance to watch it again tonight and thought, &#8220;Hey, what a great movie!&#8221; and naturally that led me right here of course! The movie stars Robert Redford, Sidney Poitier, David Strathairn, Dan Aykroyd, River Phoenix and of course Mary McDonnell. [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align="justify">Not sure about you, but I&#8217;ve thought so for a long time! I had a chance to watch it again tonight and thought, &#8220;Hey, what a great movie!&#8221; and naturally that led me right here of course!</p>
<p align="justify">The movie stars Robert Redford, Sidney Poitier, David Strathairn, Dan Aykroyd, River Phoenix and of course Mary McDonnell. It chronicles the adventures of Martin Bishop (Redford) as he leads his group of merry men who specialize in testing security systems. When he&#8217;s backed into a corner by the government for some college indescressions, he and his team steal THE cryptography black box and enter into a game of danger and intrigue!</p>
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<p align="justify">Its a somewhat ligh-hearted and all too geeky formula for a good techy movie, especially in 1992 when it was released. Now, most of the &#8220;high-tech&#8221; security systems they show being tested in the movie, we see every day.</p>
<p align="justify">But my favorite part of the movie comes in a dialog between Kingsley&#8217;s character and Redford&#8217;s Bishop.</p>
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<p align="justify">The world isn&#8217;t run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. Its run by little ones and zeroes, little bits of data. its all just electrons!</p>
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		<title>What Is It About Clocks?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2009 05:53:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[No matter how hard I try, it seems as though I just keep coming back to clocks in one form or another! Well I&#8217;ve done it again&#8230; The jtrigsby.com Clock Shop is open for business! Lots of you know that I&#8217;ve had myOldClockStore.com for about a year now, and things are going good over there. [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No matter how hard I try, it seems as though I just keep coming back to clocks in one form or another! Well I&#8217;ve done it again&#8230; The <a href="http://www.jtrigsby.com/clocks/">jtrigsby.com Clock Shop</a> is open for business!</p>
<p>Lots of you know that I&#8217;ve had myOldClockStore.com for about a year now, and things are going good over there. But I ran across this pepperJam store builder widget today and it was too good to pass up. hence the creation of the jtrigsby.com Clock Shop.</p>
<p>Take a few minutes and browse around and see if there are any pieces you are especially interested in. There are even some brand names in there like Howard Miller and Ridgeway. Check it out and let me know what you think!</p>
<p>-Thom</p>


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		<title>The Balloonist and the Fisherman</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 13:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A woman in a hot air balloon realizes she is lost. &#160;She lowers her altitude&#160;and spots a man fishing from a boat below. She shouts to him, &#8216;Excuse me,&#160;can you help me?&#160;I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don&#8217;t know where I&#160;am.&#8217; The man consults his portable GPS and [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-family: arial; font-size: 13px;">A woman in a hot air balloon realizes she is lost. &nbsp;She lowers her altitude&nbsp;and spots a man fishing from a boat below. She shouts to him, &#8216;Excuse me,&nbsp;can you help me?&nbsp;I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don&#8217;t know where I&nbsp;am.&#8217;</p>
<p>The man consults his portable GPS and replies, &#8216;You&#8217;re in a hot air&nbsp;balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above&nbsp;sea level. &nbsp;You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100&nbsp;degrees,&nbsp;49.0 9 minutes west longitude.&nbsp;</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-family: arial; font-size: 13px;">She rolls her eyes and says, &#8216;You must be supporting John McCain!&#8217;&nbsp;&#8217;I am,&#8217; replies the man. &#8216;How did you know?&#8217;&nbsp;&#8217;Well,&#8217; answers the balloonist, &#8216;everything you tell me is technically&nbsp;correct,&nbsp;but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I&#8217;m still lost.&nbsp;Frankly, you&#8217;re not much help to me.</p>
<p></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-family: arial; font-size: 13px;">The man smiles and responds, &#8216;You must be for Obama.&#8217;&nbsp;&#8217;I am,&#8217; replies the balloonist. &nbsp;&#8217;How did you know?&#8217;</p>
<p>&#8216;Well,&#8217; says the man, &#8216;You don&#8217;t know where you are or where you&#8217;re going.&nbsp;You&#8217;ve risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. &nbsp;You made&nbsp;a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and now you expect me to&nbsp;solve your problem. You&#8217;re in exactly the same position you were in before&nbsp;we&nbsp;met, but now, somehow, it&#8217;s my fault.&#8217;</span></p>


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		<title>Sack Lunches</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2008 13:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My sister-in-law emailed this to me this morning. I&#8217;ll be more than happy to credit the original author. I put my carry-on in the luggage compartment and sat down in my assigned seat. It was going to be a long flight. &#8220;I&#8217;m glad I have a good book to read. Perhaps I will get a [...]


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<div><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 16px;">My sister-in-law emailed this to me this morning. I&#8217;ll be more than happy to credit the original author.</span></div>
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<blockquote><p>I put my carry-on in the luggage compartment and sat down in my assigned seat. It was going to be a long flight. &#8220;I&#8217;m glad I have a good book to read. Perhaps I will get a short nap,&#8221; I thought.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>Just before take-off, a line of soldiers came down the aisle and filled all the vacant seats, totally surrounding me. I decided to start a conversation. &#8216;Where are you headed?&#8217; I asked the soldier seated nearest to me. &#8220;Chicago &#8211; to Great Lakes Base. We&#8217;ll be there for two weeks for special training, and then we&#8217;re being deployed to Iraq.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>After flying for about an hour, an announcement was made that sack lunches were available for five dollars. It would be several hours before we reached Chicago , and I quickly decided a lunch would help pass the time.    As I reached for my wallet, I overheard the soldier ask his buddy if he planned to buy lunch. &#8216;No, that seems like a lot of money for just a sack lunch. Probably  wouldn&#8217;t be worth five bucks. I&#8217;ll wait till we get to Chicago &#8216;.  His friend agreed. I looked around at the other soldiers. None were buying  lunch.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>I walked to the back of the plane and handed the flight attendant a fifty dollar bill. &#8216;Take a lunch to all those soldiers.&#8217; She grabbed my arms and squeezed tightly. Her eyes wet with tears, she thanked me. &#8216;My son was a soldier in Iraq ; it&#8217;s almost like you are doing it for him.&#8217;</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>Picking up ten sacks, she headed up the aisle to where the soldiers were seated. She stopped at my seat and asked, &#8217;Which do you like best &#8211; beef or chicken?&#8217; &#8217;Chicken,&#8217; I replied, wondering why she asked. She turned and went to the front of plane, returning a minute later with a dinner plate from first class. &#8217;Thank you.&#8217;</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>After we finished eating, I went again to the back of the plane, heading for the rest room. A man stopped me.    &#8216;I saw what you did. I want to be part of it. Here, take this.&#8217; He handed me twenty-five dollars.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>Soon after I returned to my seat, I saw the Flight Captain coming down the aisle, looking at the aisle numbers as he walked, I hoped he was not looking for me, but noticed he was looking at the numbers only on my side of the plane. When he got to my row he stopped, smiled, held out his hand, an said, &#8216;I want to shake your hand.&#8217; Quickly unfastening my seatbelt I stood and took the Captain&#8217;s hand. With a booming voice he said, &#8216;I was a soldier and I was a military pilot. Once, someone bought me a lunch. It was an act of kindness I never forgot.&#8217; I was embarrassed when applause was heard from all of the passengers.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>Later I walked to the front of the plane so I could stretch  my legs. A man who was seated about six rows in front of  me reached out his hand, wanting to shake mine. He left another twenty-five dollars in my palm..</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>When we landed in Chicago I gathered my belongings and started to deplane. Waiting just inside the airplane door was a man who stopped me, put something in my shirt pocket, turned, and walked away without saying a word. Another twenty-five dollars!</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>Upon entering the terminal, I saw the soldiers gathering for their trip to the base. I walked over to them and handed them seventy-five dollars. &#8216;It will take you some time to reach the base. It will be about time for a sandwich. God Bless You.&#8217;</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>Ten young men left that flight feeling the love and respect of their fellow travelers. As I walked briskly to my car,  I whispered a prayer for their safe return. These soldiers were giving their all for our country. I could only give them a couple of meals.  It seemed so little&#8230;</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life wrote a blank check Made payable to &#8216;The United States of America &#8216; for an amount of &#8216;up to and including my life.&#8217;  That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.&#8217;</p></blockquote>


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		<title>Ten Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 04:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Thom</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[With school starting back this week, I thought it might be a good idea to re-post my ground rules&#8230; for anyone who might be interested. Rule OneIf you pull up in front of my house and blow the horn, you&#8217;d better be making a delivery, because you&#8217;re sure not picking anything up. Rule TwoDo not [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-style: italic;">With school starting back this week, I thought it might be a good idea to re-post my ground rules&#8230; for anyone who might be interested.</p>
<p></span><b>Rule One</b><br />If you pull up in front of my house and blow the horn, you&#8217;d better be making a delivery, because you&#8217;re sure not picking anything up.</p>
<p><b>Rule Two</b><br />Do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes and/or hands off my daughter&#8217;s body, I will remove them.</p>
<p><b>Rule Three</b><br />I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off your hips. Please don&#8217;t take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.</p>
<p><b>Rule Four</b><br />I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;ve been told that in today&#8217;s world, sex without utilizing a &#8220;barrier method&#8221; of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate: when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.</p>
<p><b>Rule Five</b><br />In order for us to get to know each other, we would need to talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please don&#8217;t do this. The only information I want from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house&#8230; and the only word I need to hear from you on this subject is &#8220;early, Sir&#8221;.</p>
<p><b>Rule Six</b><br />I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.</p>
<p><b>Rule Seven</b><br />As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh or fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate bridge. Instead of just standing there, make yourself useful and change the oil in my truck.</p>
<p><b>Rule Eight</b><br />The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter:
<ul>
<li>Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool </li>
<li>Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. </li>
<li>Places where there is darkness. </li>
<li>Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. </li>
<li>Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-Shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka zipped up to her throat </li>
<li>Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided.</li>
</ul>
<p>Places that are okay include:
<ul>
<li>Movies that feature chainsaws </li>
<li>Hockey games (go Stars!)</li>
<li>Old folks homes!</li>
</ul>
<p><b>Rule Nine</b><br />Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a pot-bellied, middle-aged, dim-witted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I an the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, <i>the whole truth</i> and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and a big back yard. Don&#8217;t triffle with me.</p>
<p><b>Rule Ten</b><br />Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of you car for a chopper coming in low over the tree line. When my PTSD starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull-up, you should exit the car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the preimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car &#8212; there is no need for you to come inside.</p>
<p>There, I think that should be sufficient.</p>


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		<title>Need An Idea for Mother&#8217;s Day &#8212; MyOldClockStore.com</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Scratching your head about what to get mom for Mother&#8217;s Day? How about an Antique Clock from MyOldClockStore.com! An antique clock from MyOldClockStore.com would certainly be a unique gift and probably one she would love. Key-wound clocks have been around hundreds of years and there are many in the less-than-a-hundred-year-old category that are very affordable. [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8MxxIzJ8Jzo/R_D2HskIECI/AAAAAAAAAdU/lDTdEBElsns/s1600-h/Grandfather.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8MxxIzJ8Jzo/R_D2HskIECI/AAAAAAAAAdU/lDTdEBElsns/s320/Grandfather.jpg" alt="Grandfather Need An Idea for Mothers Day    MyOldClockStore.com" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5183913783185641506" border="0" title="Need An Idea for Mothers Day    MyOldClockStore.com" /></a>
<p align="justify"><b>Scratching your head about what to get mom for Mother&#8217;s Day? How about an Antique Clock from <a target="_blank" href="http://www.myoldclockstore.com/">MyOldClockStore.com</a>!</b></p>
<p align="justify">An antique clock from <span style="font-weight: bold;">MyOldClockStore.com</span> would certainly be a unique gift and probably one she would love. Key-wound clocks have been around hundreds of years and there are many in the less-than-a-hundred-year-old category that are very affordable.</p>
<p align="justify">With the advent of quartz movements, atomic clocks that automatically adjust themselves, and things like that, there is just something special about the tick-tock sound of a key-wound clock or even a long-case grandfather clock. Many people call their clocks the heartbeat of their home! How could mom NOT like that!?</p>
<p align="justify"><a target="_blank" href="http://www.myoldclockstore.com/"><span style="font-weight: bold;">MyOldClockStore.com</span></a> has an inventory that changes every hour with many fine timepieces like Seth Thomas Clocks, Howard Miller Clocks, Ansonia Antique Clocks, Gustav Becker Clocks, even Edward Meyer Grandfather Clocks! In addition, MyOldClockStore.com has the Internet&#8217;s largest collection of Cuckcoo clocks for sale!</p>
<p align="justify">Run on over to <span style="font-weight: bold;">MyOldClockStore.com</span> and have a look around. Even if you don&#8217;t find anything for mom (or yourself!) you may get some pretty good ideas!</p>


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		<title>Sweet Home Alabama?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:01:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wow&#8230; really not sure what to say about this one&#8230; Since LOST is in its mid-season break, I really didn&#8217;t know what to write about last night so I did what all good bloggers do with writers block&#8230;I started surfin the net! And then I came across this gem. Just kinda leaves you wonderin doesn&#8217;t [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align=justify><b>Wow&#8230; really not sure what to say about this one&#8230;</b>
<p align=justify>Since LOST is in its mid-season break, I really didn&#8217;t know what to write about last night so I did what all good bloggers do with writers block&#8230;I started surfin the net! And then I came across this gem.</p>
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<p align=justify>Just kinda leaves you wonderin doesn&#8217;t it? So, here is the story as I understand it&#8230;
<p align=justify>The group is called The Leningrad Cowboys and they&#8217;re from Finland. Although I&#8217;ve never heard of The Leningrad Cowboys, apparently they&#8217;re famous for their humorous songs and wild concerts featuring the Soviet Red Army Choir.
<p align=justify>The Soviet Red Army Choir (a/k/a Choir Aleksandrov) is a group that actually served as the official choir of the Soviet Union&#8217;s Red Army. Since gigs with the Red Army haven&#8217;t been all that great for about the last 10 years or so, the group has continued performing on their own inside and outside of Russia.
<p align=justify>I believe the video is from an appearance the Leningrad Cowboys made with The Soviet Red Army Choir in 1994 at the MTV Music Awards in New York. Although the accent is TOTALLY wrong (lol) you can clearly make out that they&#8217;re doing that Lynard Skynard classic and Alabama state song&#8230;Sweet Home Alabama.
<p align=justify>Wow. Just had to share this with ya!
<p align=justify>PS &#8211; Since you&#8217;ve already killed 2 minutes of your life with the Leningrad Cowboys, how about another 30 seconds or so with the Young Turks. You&#8217;ll catch the relationship in the last 3 seconds of the vid. Enjoy!</p>
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		<title>What Happened On Lost: The Economist</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2008 00:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[WELL&#8230; tonight&#8217;s episode was Sayid, portrayed by Naveen Andrews, centric and exposed a big secret! Sayid is one of the Oceanic 6! Ok, so now we&#8217;re up to Jack (Matthew Fox), Kate (Evangeline Lilly), Hurley (Jorge Garcia), and now Sayid. It also seems that Sayid is a hitman in his post-Island life. We also find [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8MxxIzJ8Jzo/R7TmPIvHaUI/AAAAAAAAARI/R41NOc1ZUsc/s1600-h/SayidS4.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 167px; height: 223px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8MxxIzJ8Jzo/R7TmPIvHaUI/AAAAAAAAARI/R41NOc1ZUsc/s320/SayidS4.jpg" alt="SayidS4 What Happened On Lost: The Economist" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5167007820218329410" border="0" title="What Happened On Lost: The Economist" /></a>WELL&#8230; tonight&#8217;s episode was Sayid, portrayed by Naveen Andrews, centric and exposed a big secret! Sayid is one of the Oceanic 6! Ok, so now we&#8217;re up to Jack (<a target="_blank" href="http://welovematthewfox.blogspot.com">Matthew Fox</a>), Kate (<a target="_blank" href="http://weloveevangelinelilly.blogspot.com">Evangeline Lilly</a>), Hurley (Jorge Garcia), and now Sayid. It also seems that Sayid is a hitman in his post-Island life. We also find out that Ben (Michael Em)has made it off the island, but I&#8217;m pretty sure he wouldn&#8217;t count as one of the Oceanic 6&#8230;since he wasn&#8217;t on the flight.</p>
<p>Anyway, back on the island everyone has divided up into two groups: Locke&#8217;s group and Jack&#8217;s group. As we rejoin Jack&#8217;s group we find them working on the helicopter, trying to make it flight worthy and trying to decide what to do next. Since the freighters are after Ben and Locke has Ben, an unhappy alliance is formed between Miles and Jack&#8217;s group of losties. Sayid, Miles, and Kate set off to find Locke and his band of merry men.<br /><a target="_blank" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8MxxIzJ8Jzo/R7TtcIvHaVI/AAAAAAAAARQ/I3GEtLRS3Lo/s1600-h/BenS4.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 154px; height: 203px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8MxxIzJ8Jzo/R7TtcIvHaVI/AAAAAAAAARQ/I3GEtLRS3Lo/s320/BenS4.jpg" alt="BenS4 What Happened On Lost: The Economist" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5167015740138023250" border="0" title="What Happened On Lost: The Economist" /></a><br />Meanwhile, Locke has led his group to the site of Jacob&#8217;s cabin except&#8230;it&#8217;s not there! Ben begins to taunt Locke and after some malcontent discussion, Locke decides they&#8217;re going to the Barracks.</p>
<p>As Jack&#8217;s assault team (sans Jack) make it to the Barracks it seems to be deserted&#8230;except for Hurley gagged and stuffed (literally) into a closet. As they begins to explore the rest of the Barracks, they are set upon by Locke&#8217;s group and &#8220;captured.&#8221; Ben and Sayid wind up spending some quality time together that may come into play later&#8230;we&#8217;ll have to wait and see.</p>
<p>After some bargaining, Locke agrees to release Sayid, Kate, and Charlotte to return to the helicopter. He holds onto Miles as insurance.</p>
<p>When they get back to the helo, it winds up being Lapidus (the pilot), Sayid, Desmond, and Naomi&#8217;s body making the trip back to the freighter.</p>
<p>V E R Y  Interesting&#8230;</p>
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